homo pcs: kazuki

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i need to edit this with the most hateful shitpost in the world

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week 0, fri...day?

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[ amidst all the shadowy people on the street, there is a very real looking red-haired guy with terrible posture and a monkey riding on his shoulders, clinging to his hair.

...and as he's about to pass kazuki, that monkey is just going to let go of one of the ponytails and leeeeeeean over to look at his shiny accessories. ]

[teenrebellion]

[ kazuki leans back, vaguely alarmed. ]

Uh. Hello to you, too?

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Huh?

[ but he didn't say any— ]

—Oh!

[ quickly and strategically turns to make sure everything is safely out of reach and just kind of raises his hands over his head to cover the monkey's eyes ]

S-sorry, shiny things just kind of catch his attention...

w0 sunday

[teenrebellion]

[ i am not thinking about where they are but he will squint at simon when he sees him later ]

Is the whole thing over, or did you leave?

[ wouldn't be surprised if it's the latter. this guy's clearly got anxiety. ]

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Oh, um... i-it's over... finally.

[ yeah honestly he probably should not have stayed... but amelia... ]

...Iiiit was kind of a trainwreck.

[teenrebellion]

I mean, they were killing a girl with medieval torture devices. What about that wouldn't be a trainwreck?

[ he left for a reason. ]

w1 tuesday

[teenrebellion]

[ we are out here enjoying some nice, not special hot dogs when ping! goes the alerts on their phones. kazuki squints at his phone as he reads the new rule. ]

"Share secrets?" What kind of dumb rule is that?

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[ taking out his phone to check this too...

huh? ]

Isn't that like, really inconsistent with the whole team vs. team thing...?

[teenrebellion]

Yeah, it's like... team bonding, but with other teams? What gives?

w1 saturday

[teenrebellion]

[ simon can catch this brat grumbling on the way out of trial. ]

Are all of these stupid trials going to be this insane?

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[ kazuki is so valid. ]

I sure hope not.

[ rubs his face, this was such a long day and he's so drained. ]

I can't believe we actually got it right...

[teenrebellion]

They were the best guess we had. [ ... ] Not that we had much to go off of in the first place.

w3 monday

[teenrebellion]

[ the weekend sucked, but botham, at least, has good music. this has a great effect on kazuki's mood, so he's vibing at the cafe. he does still kind of pause to stare coolly at simon over his coffee though, the little bitch. ]

This district doesn't really seem like your style, but I guess this is the one place you'd feel at home, huh.

[ botham in general, he means, but. the mimes. help. ]

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Huh?

[ looks at his own coffee cup like ??? ]

I-I think that was probably the pet shop, actually...

[teenrebellion]

What, they don't have mimes at circuses?

w3 saturday

[teenrebellion]

I want to hear how you think someone would fake that kind of evidence. You said it would be easy. I don't understand how, and I'd like to.

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[ he just stares at this for a minute trying to remember which thing he said that this would even be referring to

and then just writes a fucking wall of text so kazuki's probably seeing the typing ellipses off and on for like 15 minutes ]

what i was saying about the animal stuff you mean?
i still don't understand what was going on with the bite mark
but i mean, it COULD have been a noise or some other animal or something else
like i didn't think about this at the time but cold topic's got all that goth vampirey stuff, right?
maybe they have costume fangs or something that we just didn't see because someone had already taken them

but the main thing was like
if there was actual damning evidence on that arm that i didn't want anyone to see
throwing it to the lions would be such a dumb way to try to do that??
since that would depend on how hungry they were and how picky they were in the first place
if miss lambda didn't even have real blood i don't know that it'd even really register as food to them since it wasn't moving and smelled like nothing

and again since there were apparently fires in a bunch of different places there were way better options for disposing of evidence
and the rest of her body wasn't even near the jonasseum so they went out of their way to put the limbs over there with the lions which is sooo sketchy and definitely seems like they wanted to just make everyone see an animal connection

[teenrebellion]

Those are a lot of maybes, Keyes-san, and we don't really have a way to prove any of them. Maybe the fake fangs, if they're even there, but no one controls the noise.

Something we need to keep in mind is that we don't know when these things happened.
If Lambda-san was killed before Shenhe-san, the fires wouldn't be an option, but the lions are always there.
If it was the other way around... I don't know. It's not like I know that much about lions or murders, anyway.

If it was an attempt to frame you, they made the connections obvious enough.
Not that it mattered.

w4 monday

[teenrebellion]

[ screams in work not letting me write memshares but that's fine we can get to it. for now kazuki is checking things out in cloudtopia. ]

Pegasus...?

[ nani ]

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Maybe it shouldn't be that surprising with how much crazy stuff we've already seen here, but this does kinda feel like it's on another level.

[ ... ]

Well. I guess it literally is.

[ up in the sky... ]

[teenrebellion]

It's literally in the sky, so. Yeah. Though the clouds are a bit weirder than the pegasus, probably... How are they keeping anything up?

week 4, thursday, text

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hey
just wanted to check how you're doing
and say thanks for helping amelia

um you don't have to reply if you don't want to
but yeah

[teenrebellion]

[ it takes a while for him to respond, but eventually he does. ]

I don't need thanks. Just make sure she gets healed up.

w4 sunday

[teenrebellion]

Did someone on your team curse Jonas?

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not that i know of?
i can ask amelia and mr. livio if you want though