[ He's gotten that so many times in the past 24 hours, but he still goes a little pale at the suggestion. ]
Nowaynowaynoway, I'd never get involved in scary stuff like this!! I-I mean, I do work for a circus, but! It's a normal one that's probably a really long way from here!
[ He covers his ears and shakes his head. ]
We just do fun shows with animals and magic tricks and stuff, you know? Kidnapping people and making them kill each other — that stuff's totally messed up!
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That makes sense. At least it doesn't look like paying for it is gonna be a problem here.
[ He leans against the side of the booth, crossing his arms. ]
Seems like you know a lot about this kind of place. You sure you don't actually work here?
[ He's joking, honest. But Simon definitely looks the part, at least with that monkey running around the place. ]
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Nowaynowaynoway, I'd never get involved in scary stuff like this!! I-I mean, I do work for a circus, but! It's a normal one that's probably a really long way from here!
[ He covers his ears and shakes his head. ]
We just do fun shows with animals and magic tricks and stuff, you know? Kidnapping people and making them kill each other — that stuff's totally messed up!
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Easy, it was a joke. I doubt you'd be able to handle that kind of thing without passing out.
[ h-haha.............. anyway.... ]
Your monkey looks like he runs most of the operation anyway. [ pause to look around ] Where is that thing, anyway?
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[ sigh...... ]
Um... he ran off ahead of me, but he should be around here somewhere. Probably wherever the shiniest prizes are.